The day is more bearable when a student says things like-
"Mrs. Edwards....did you know that if a male athlete squats too much his testes will fall out his butt?" (giggling to myself as I type)
or
"Summer school is bullshit, I'm going to pass all my classes next year."
I like to keep track of the things students say...maybe I'll write a book one day. I am incredibly obsessed with the bullfrogs at the pond. These things are massively huge. It's very impressive.
I named him Fred. This is his area of the pond and I can always count on him being here. Fred will chase water splashes thinking it has to be food.
My husband tried to get some pictures and went too far into the mud....and busted his butt. It was one of those surreal things that happen in slow motion. I laughed hysterically for a looong time. The turtle thought it was funny too.
Now...what the HELL is this? It was 4-5 feet in length...it swam in circles and then disappeared under the water. I didn't see it come up anywhere. I've never seen whatever it is before.
I must go get my latte. Enjoy your day!